Comments on: “Haiku for Loot” Contest

By: Knight Sticks

Knight Sticks — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:59:44 +0000

How long do I wait to drink or eat after using this?

ElderWeasel — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:39:28 +0000

Justice was dispensed.
Only one problem remains.
My thong migrates North.

shawn baecker — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:32:08 +0000

Ay,With +3 Height
our ballsy hero strikes fear
Into feeble groins

shawn baecker — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:13:45 +0000

Pioneer of death
Twisted genius gives birth to
Bloodbath comedies

Anonymous — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:47:33 +0000

Deathspank is the one;
Respect his absolute
awesomeness!

Stig — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:11:22 +0000

Crouch support
The meatballs are pink
I never loose my marbles

AlfredJ — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:40:19 +0000

Deathspank growls madly
Sticks pen in sensei’s liver
“Your mom’s a Haiku”

Nihh — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:38:17 +0000

Respect the awesomeness

of my banana hammock fears ness

or taste cold hard steel!

hack3r — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:25:43 +0000

Deathspank sounds risque
Why not have a happy name
Like Fluffywhiskers

nick — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:53:30 +0000

PART 1
Help me! I’m on Fire!
I see Deathspank! he’ll save me!
. . .
he’s peeing on me.

PART 2
This is my Kingdom.
Come Deathspank! I will knight thee!
Stop peeing on me!