Comments on: DeathSpank is ready to help!

By: admin

admin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 05:04:20 +0000

Seems we’ve lost comments to this post in our transition over to the new webpage! That sucks…

We awarded the prize, rest assured. I’ll see if I can get the comments resurrected.

By: Hothead

Hothead — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:40:49 +0000

By: mateus

mateus — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:07:17 +0000

I’m pressing “F1″ and you are not here…

By: fr000nc

fr000nc — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:16:45 +0000

Oh, I cry for thee, Dealer of the Righteous Smack, Savior of Flooring Inspectors and Slayer of Dragons (but not too fire-breathing-monster-ish, rather reasonably-sized-ish). Rescue me from this madness I dwell in and let me not fall into this dark oblivion. Enslaved under cold waters of Sea of Tears I am and all hope abandoned me*. I can offer no reward but eternal fame and glory.

*(Disturbance from Mighty Virgin Lobsters of Castration and reasonably sized Monstrous Vicious Crabs of Doom may be involved).

By: Purswader

Purswader — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:42:46 +0000

*Cry of anguish of a chicken*

By: Yeetamart

Yeetamart — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:21:14 +0000

Please help us Deathspank! I accidentally divided something by 0 during math lessons, and now my university is about to implode!

By: William

William — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 05:21:18 +0000

Deathspank,

I accidentally spilled some jam at my shorts at breakfast on monday, and was afraid someone would see. I tried washing it out with my spit, but it made me look like I peed myself. I was so emasculated and embarrassed that I returned home and napped, and I’m still afraid to leave my house. I only have one pair of shorts.

Help! Send me a justicey t-shirt to rejuvenate my mojo and return to the world confident once more!

By: Ace2020boyd

Ace2020boyd — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 01:40:23 +0000

Deathspank i need your help to….. Destroy no …I mean save the world from”evil”

By: Nude Nick

Nude Nick — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:01:53 +0000

Someone stole my clothes! I need justice!

By: Maratanos

Maratanos — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 14:29:58 +0000

Hey, so, um, Deathspank? I kindof accidentally turned my girlfriend into a ham sandwich. Honestly, I really wasn’t expecting my shoes to do that. Could you try to get this fixed? I’m getting hungry and I don’t want to eat her.